I apparently came about during a pollination ceremony between my birth mother and a home-coming soldier from the World War II-front. As determined as I am wont to be, I must have swum up her fallopian tubes and handed over to mother nature. That I was the source of much shock and discontent, passed me by at the time. However, this little irritation was settled upon birth when my mother promptly handed me over to someone else to bring up. It’s a bit like pass the parcel!

Having been passed on to a family, outwardly displaying the utmost of pious tendencies, I was subjected to the most rigid childhood, devoid of pleasure or love. But hey-ho, I survived to tell the tale and here I am.

I’ve since lived in Wales, Spain, Colombia, Germany, USA and I’ve now permanently dropped anchor in Switzerland. As the rolling stone is generally known to gather no moss, I would love to pass on some shiny pebbles of my varied experiences. I’ll try to keep it all above board and it will always reflect the real me.

I have written an (as yet) unpublished autobiography called «No Roots – No Boots» which reflects my rather rocky and rootless past. I have also written an anthology of poems called «Flee to be Free», which tells the tales of cute little animals who escaped their confines, much like I finally did.

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