{"id":236,"date":"2017-12-01T23:47:58","date_gmt":"2017-12-01T23:47:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/humble-thoughts.com\/?p=236"},"modified":"2025-11-29T23:29:04","modified_gmt":"2025-11-29T22:29:04","slug":"levi-the-fly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humble-thoughts.com\/?p=236","title":{"rendered":"Levi the Fly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Levi, the fat and flagrant fly<br \/>\nKnown to flout and to defy<br \/>\nHeaved a long and grateful sigh<br \/>\nHis flight had been so dull and dry<br \/>\nAnd now he sensed the time was nigh<br \/>\nTo put some ointment in the fly!<br \/>\nHe landed on a chair nearby<br \/>\nAnd waited for his sister Di<br \/>\nTo re-appear from her Bonsai<br \/>\nWhere she was prone to go and lie<br \/>\nHe analysed with cautious eye<br \/>\nA large and hungry-looking guy<br \/>\nAt the table quite close by<br \/>\nBoy, did that picture magnify!<br \/>\nHis chin and neck did unify<br \/>\nAnd formed a trunk down to his thigh<br \/>\nNow Levi wasn\u2019t one to pry<br \/>\nBut focused with his compound eye<br \/>\nHe watched the man point finger high<br \/>\nTo call the waiter passing by<br \/>\nHe ordered cream and apple pie<br \/>\nThe waiter stopped to clarify<br \/>\nLevi, so famished he could cry,<br \/>\nCould hardly wait to have a try<br \/>\nHis taste buds didn\u2019t specify<br \/>\nThe food just had to satisfy<br \/>\nBut now his feast was drawing nigh<br \/>\nHis hunger did intensify<br \/>\nThe waiter came with plate held high<br \/>\nThere seemed to be a large supply<br \/>\nThe man would soon be high on pie<br \/>\nBut just a crumb would pacify<br \/>\nThe ravenous pangs of small Levi<br \/>\nHe circled slowly in the sky<br \/>\nAnd landed softly in the pie<br \/>\nThe man, quick to identify<br \/>\nThis big black blob \u2013 this cheeky fly<br \/>\nDid all he could to stupefy<br \/>\nWith all the force he could apply<br \/>\nTo ultimately nullify<br \/>\nThis insect that would multiply<br \/>\nAnd so he did disqualify<br \/>\nThe cream, the pie and our Levi<br \/>\nBut soon arrived his sister Di<br \/>\nJust in time to sanctify<br \/>\nThe carcass of her Brother Fly<br \/>\nShe kept on asking \u201cWhy, oh why?<br \/>\nMost people couldn\u2019t kill a fly\u201d<br \/>\nNot to mention mortify<br \/>\nHer little brother &#8211; Poor Levi !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-58\" src=\"http:\/\/humble-thoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/liner.png\" alt=\"liner\" width=\"704\" height=\"51\" srcset=\"https:\/\/humble-thoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/liner.png 704w, https:\/\/humble-thoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/liner-600x43.png 600w, https:\/\/humble-thoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/liner-300x22.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 704px) 100vw, 704px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Photo: pixelio.de \/ luise<\/p>\n<p>Copyright: Rosemary McGuire<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Levi, the fat and flagrant fly Known to flout and to defy Heaved a long and grateful sigh His flight had been so dull and dry And now he sensed the time was nigh To put some ointment in the fly! 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